This is just gross

Confessional tripe



My jeans are digging in more than just a little bit after a day-long eating binge. I get like this about three days a month; it takes me the other 27 days to work off the pounds I pack on during these caloric rampages.



Adjectives fail; only a catalog can fully describe my shame.



Today, I ate:



4 Balance bars. I have to quit buying those in bulk; the bag lasts only a couple days, at best.

A regular Coke. I keep them for freinds, but it's a special day.

About four gum balls

4 or 5 steamed dumplings

An ample lunch of fried tilapia and Asian risotto. I cleaned the plate in like five minutes. Wasabi-miso sauce, yum.

An 8-ounce frozen yogurt

A Reese's Cup ice cream bar

A whole bag of black pepper Doritos. A big old bag. It said "No Trans Fat," so what the hell.

4 antacid tablets

A small Cold Stone Creamery sweet cream, with a brownie thrown in.

2 KFC Snacker sandwiches

A piece of Cappuccino cheese cake

An order of pancakes and eggs. Actually, I didn't finish these - they were not good, and even I have my limits.



My repentance begins tomorrow, when all I'll have to eat is a Big Salad for dinner.



I am so ready.

Reference: http://meanoldman.blogspot.com/2005/06/this-is-just-gross.html