Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Mktg - KFC,setting the platter right



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Smarting from a protest-ridden start, KFC is now on its second course deciphering the Indian audience.



Companies will seldom rue having the first-movers advantage. Does it not naturally lead to a competitive edge? Not always, as KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken - found out with its jerky start in 1995. By then the multinational brand, founded in 1952 by Colonel Sanders, already boasted of 5,142 stores in the US with a reported sales of $3,720 million.



But India presented a juggernaut of protests that marked it out for its worldwide notoriety in handling fowl, a threat to the Indian farmer's opportunities in food processing, a high level of monosodium glutamate (MSG) in its content and even two flies buzzing around in one of its kitchens. However, the lobbying failed to hoodwink anyone from seeing how unwelcome multinationals still were in the country.



KFC learnt the obvious lesson that a multinational, entering a country where nationalists were still making it harder to shake off the licence raj, could not afford hubris. Its parent, Pepsico Restaurants International (which later spun-off its restaurants business under a company in 1997 that was eventually named Yum! Brands Inc) had inadvertently made KFC an easy scapegoat by opening its outlet as the first of its flamboyant target of 60 fast-food stores in seven years. KFC slipped into anonymity with no advertising and froze its expansion.



But was KFC up against just a first-mover's "disadvantage" in 1995? For only a year later, India saw an uninterrupted influx of QSR (quick service restaurant) brands such as Domino's and McDonald's (which entered only after researching the market since 1990). Even KFC's sister chain - Pizza Hut - went on to put 140 outlets in no less than 35 cities since 1996. KFC, it seems, might have rushed in where it should have carefully treaded.



"KFC was guilty of a classic MNC mindset of just bringing its global products to India, expecting the consumer to accept them without any changes," feels Lulu Raghavan, the client director at Landor, a brand consulting company. India has often posed a different challenge to multinationals.



"Indians expect their global brands to provide the same international standards in service and ambience, but will not accept an alien food culture, for example," explains Raghavan. Not only was KFC's menu all chicken-based, they were meant to be had without any other accompaniments while Indians "liked their chicken with something," points out Harish Bijoor, CEO, Harish Bijoor Consults. A stiff pricing also meant that the brand had a low salience.



It took almost a decade for KFC to regain the buoyancy that had driven its Indian ambitions in 1995. In 2004, it went in for a makeover and revamped its Bangalore store with a new décor and menu and stepped up its expansion across the country.



Its journey since 2004 bears the signs that KFC not only consolidated its business partnerships for a sound supply chain but also came to understand its Indian consumer better in that hiatus. Its parent Yum! Brands Inc in the meanwhile had concentrated on Pizza Hut, while KFC, the company claims, mulled over the Indian market.



KFC had to figure out what Pizza Hut and McDonald's had already got a hang of. While McDonald's had to orient to a largely non-beef-eating population, Pizza Hut dished out Indi-style toppings and beverages all in an effort to "customise for the Indian palette", according to Pinakiranjan Mishra who is a partner at Ernst &amp; Young, handling retail and consumer products practice.



For this chain of fried chicken, the task meant introducing new dishes to accompany its regular fare and broadening its menu for a country with large swathes (the north and the west) comprising over 50 per cent of vegetarians.



The year 2004 saw vegetarians order a tikka wrap 'n roll, a chana snacker, veg fingers or potato fries even as their non-vegetarian friends feasted on chicken buckets and zingers coupled with vegetarian pulao and a makhani curry at a KFC. To reassure the veggies, the dishes came out of kitchens carefully segregated from the non-vegetarian section.



Brand repositioning

Erring on the price can be as costly as the wrong platter in India and KFC ran the danger of alienating the middle class with most of its chicken offerings priced higher than what they could comfortably afford. Yet it was this section that was poised to be its largest consumer base as Raghavan points out "KFC's clientele consists primarily of the middle class because the premium segment is not looking for a fast-food experience, on a regular basis."



In came the sub-Rs 50 snackbox (at Rs 49) and the chana snacker that costs just Rs 25 which now jostle for menu space with the quintessential zinger burger, hot and crispy chicken and original recipe chicken. "These [the products] make people try out the brand," explains Unnat Varma, KFC India's marketing director.



Turning part vegetarian and selling mini-meals besides its gigantic chicken buckets could have diffused KFC's brand appeal in other markets. But KFC did not have much choice. Raghavan says, "While focussed positioning is what brands should aim for, focussing on just fried chicken in India would have made it very difficult for KFC."



It helped that the brand's relaunch had been quickly followed by a global renaming in 2006 from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC, a far more inclusive moniker without any of the connotations of "fried" or "chicken", reason perhaps why it continues with it despite the brand reverting to its previous name in the US to break through the clutter there.



KFC's communication strategy that targets the youth, revolving around how "finger-licking good" its food is has made it easier for the brand to gloss over its legacy of selling fried chicken and leverage its different tasting products. Explains Varma, "We know consumers will not come to us for food they can get elsewhere. The taste we offer is not available anywhere else but in KFC."



For now, it is guiding the brand with its efforts to improve its healthier vegetarian food. Niren Chaudhury, the managing director of Yum! International Restaurants, the Indian arm of Yum! Brands Inc informs, "To make our vegetarian fare finger-licking good, our research team and our local vendors are working to make it 'crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside', the way our chicken products are."



KFC plans to launch more options and eventually take the spruced up vegetarian portfolio to its markets outside India. It signals the brand is intent on its vegetarian fare in India unlike its salad forays in the US market made just to win the veto vote of the vegetarian.



Even then Varma reaffirms that KFC is "proud to be known for its fried chicken" while driving up its appeal among a wider audience with its vegetarian options. More of its popular zingers, hot-wings and twister and wrap products, along with side-dishes such as mashed potatoes are being lined up for launch. Knowing where its consumer is, the brand has homed in on states with over 90 per cent of non-vegetarian population such as West Bengal, Tamil Nadu, Punjab and Andhra Pradesh besides the cities it is already present in for further expansion.



Bolstering its second life in India has been KFC's franchisees. They play a vital role - from investments for expansion, better administration at the stores and back-end, to providing KFC's consumer interface by managing the shop-floors. KFC, on its part, makes sure it monitors their performances regularly through set parameters and audits.



Wading ahead

An evolving supply chain makes for smoother front-end operations for this fast-food chain. By turning to Venkateshwara Hatcheries Ltd (Venky's) for sourcing the key ingredient - processed chicken, it helped allay PETA's concerns about suppliers' cruelty to the birds as Venky's has been a reputed poultry supplier in the country since the seventies. Local suppliers pitch in with buns and vegetables.



While KFC may still be a long way from achieving the clockwork of McDonald's centralised logistics that starts from the farmer to the store, it has acquired the flexibility to absorb unforeseen spikes. In June - during the vacation season with the IPL just over and people trooping out of their houses - the chain saw an the demand increase by 10-15 per cent, throwing their regular forecasts into a tizzy. KFC cut short its transportation time by airlifting stocks from the suppliers.



KFC is now raring to put more stores on the ground. "We have been adding 10 stores a year since the relaunch, and will grow from 35 to 50 by 2008 end and to 100 by 2010," Varma says of the company's ambitious plans.



Saturated high streets are driving the brand to explore other retail options. Apart from the obvious choice of malls, food courts, some drive-throughs are likely to sport its logo this year itself, reminiscent of Nirula's, India's first fast-food chain, which has set express kiosks in airports, hypermarkets and petrol stations. Are its growth targets bullish enough when compared to players like McDonald's?



Varma answers, "They have reached the 100-stores mark in 11 years; we will achieve it in half as much time, since we only started to scale up from 2004-2005." Time will prove whether it can catch up with McDonald's which has put 137 restaurants across India since 1996, adding about 40 every year.



Putting more stores on the ground may become the least of worries for KFC in the future. Industry analysts doubt assembly-line restaurant food will flourish in the long term. Bijoor adds, "The fried chicken arena will face heat in the future with mounting health concerns and doubts about how the chicken is processed".



It is perhaps this fear that has the chain striving to bring in healthier and more varied options. Chaudhary informs, "We are looking at non-fried and toasted products." They could also look at the regional diversity to bring in more local dishes besides fried chicken as "Indians mostly like their food to taste Indian", feels Raghavan.



The jury may still be out on its foray in India but time is on KFC's side which has brought a precedence of other brands, a softening of anti-MNC sentiments and a set of consumers leading lives that necessitate eating-out more often. The QSR industry is now bustling at Rs 7,000 crore, of which the organised sector comprising brands such as KFC, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, Nirula's and Haldiram account for five to eight per cent, estimates Mishra.



McDonald's India's JV partner and MD of its west and south operations, Amit Jatia, points out that consumers who were once wary of the inconsistent quality and service standards across players are now accepting QSRs - which have evolved their supply chain and trained people - as an eating-out option.



With a market share of 10 per cent, by internal estimates, KFC India claims that it already contributes around 30 per cent of the total system sales for Yum! Restaurants International (Yum! Brands international division) in India. Russia and France, its other potential growth nations, may just have to take a backseat.





Reference: http://spoonfeedin.blogspot.com/2008/08/mktg-kfcsetting-platter-right.html

Monday, June 14, 2010

Free Tim Hortons Chicken Wrap Snacker



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Get a free Chicken Wrap Snacker at participating Tim Horton's April 1 from 11:30 am to 2 pm local time. Limit one wrap per customer.





Reference: http://couponsurfer.blogspot.com/2009/03/free-tim-hortons-chicken-wrap-snacker.html

Friday, May 28, 2010

KFC Coupon: Free 2-Piece Kentucky Grilled Chicken Meal



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For limited time, print a coupon for a FREE 2-piece Kentucky Grilled Chicken Meal from KFC, which includes two pieces of grilled chicken, two sides and a biscuit. Hurry though, you only have until 10:59 p.m. ET tomorrow (May 6th) to print this out. This coupon can be redeemed between now and May 19th, excluding Mother's Day (please don't tell us you were thinking of taking the women who birthed you to KFC with a coupon!). To get the coupon click here.





Reference: http://couponsurfer.blogspot.com/2009/05/kfc-coupon-free-2-piece-kentucky.html

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Shape up or ship out



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I've come up with two new rules for myself today. I have some bad habits I need to nip in the bud. So, I commit to you blog readers that....

1) I am only going to spend one hour on the internet per day (half an hour in the morning and half an hour in the evening)



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2) I will not taste the sweet nectar of Dr. Pepper (or any other pop substance...sweet sweet Cherry Coke) unless I have had a full 8 glasses of water to drink for the day already. I am crying right now just thinking about it. This particular rule won't take effect until Tuesday September 2nd, because what's the use of a road trip if you can't wear sunglasses and guzzle cherry coke all the while. I have my standards you know.



More rules to come.







Reference: http://kristibassett.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Food Fun with KFC?



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I've discussed KFC before, regarding what their name and slogan should be. Not gonna do that today. Instead here's the story from Mediapost about the latest KFC marketing campaign:


















KFC Embeds 'Secret Image' In TV Ads, POP Posters
by Nina M. Lentini, Friday, Apr 25, 2008 5:00 AM ET
screengrab KFC is at it again. The fast food restaurant with a history of getting consumers to slow down and take a closer look at its ads is launching a new way to engage them.

In national TV spots and in-store POP posters promoting its KFC Snacker, the company has embedded a "secret" image. Each day until May 3, the first 1,000 of those who spot the dol ... er, image and go to KFC.com will get a $1 KFC gift check which may be used toward the purchase of a 99-cent Snacker (tax may be extra).



So much does the company want people to win Snacker coupons, it gives them the following to choose from when entering the contest online: The Colonel; KFC Bucket; Four Quarters; Dollar Bill; State of Kentucky.



In the :30 spot, a trio of young adults discusses the value of a dollar and how it can buy a KFC Snacker. The Snacker is a chicken breast strip with lettuce served on a sesame seed bun that comes in four versions, including BBQ, Honey BBQ and Ultimate Cheese.



"We are an innovative, fun brand," spokesperson Rick Maynard tells Marketing Daily. "We like to engage with our customers and get them involved in our promotions."



KFC is spreading word of the promotion by emailing its Colonel's Club, which has nearly 1 million members, Maynard says, and at KFC.com.



The effort is directed at new customers as well as at fans, he says. "KFC is a dinner brand, and the Snacker line is a lunch item. We want to give people a reason to have lunch at KFC."



Previous campaigns, since early 2006, include KFC becoming the first brand to have a logo visible from space, freeze-frame ads that prevented viewers from fast-forwarding with DVR technology, ads embedded with high-pitched ring-tone technology and KFC aroma placement in the halls of corporate America.









Nina M. Lentini edits Marketing Daily. Email her at nina@mediapost.com


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Reference: http://sclohonet.blogspot.com/2008/04/food-fun-with-kfc.html

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

13 minutes of Total Feel Good



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Reference: http://bigjohn-littlejohn.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html

Monday, May 24, 2010

come and get more (insulation on your body)!!



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Calories, Fat (grams) �





1. Deluxe Breakfast Biscuit (McDonald's): 1,320, 63

2. Double Whopper with Cheese (Burger King): 990, 64

3. Chocolate Shake (large, 22 ounces, Burger King): 950, 29

4. TenderCrisp Chicken Sandwich (Burger King): 780, 43

5. Pepperoni Personal Pan Pizza (Pizza Hut): 640, 29

6. French Fries (large, McDonald's): 570, 30

7. Meatball Marinara (6-inch wheat sub, Subway): 560, 24

8. Big Mac (McDonald's): 540, 29

9. Tuna (6-inch wheat sub, Subway): 530 31

10. Meat Lovers Hand-Tossed Pizza (1 slice, Pizza Hut): 490, 27

11. Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Croissan'wich (Burger King): 470, 32

12. Extra Crispy Chicken Breast (KFC): 440, 27

13. Supreme Pan Pizza (1 slice, Pizza Hut): 440, 23

14. Sweet &amp; Spicy Wings (5, boneless, KFC): 440, 19

15. Cheesy Tots (large, 12 pieces, Burger King): 430, 24

16. Cold Cut Combo (6-inch wheat sub, Subway): 410, 17

17. Pepperoni Stuffed Crust Pizza (1 slice, Pizza Hut): 390, 19

18. Asian Salad with Crispy Chicken (McDonald's): 380, 17 30.

19. Original Recipe Thigh (KFC): 330, 24

20. KFC Snacker (KFC): 320, 16

21.Hershey's Sundae Pie (Burger King): 310, 19

22. Oven Roasted Chicken Breast (6-inch wheat sub, Subway): 310, 5

23. Coca-Cola Classic (large, 32 ounces, McDonald's): 310, 0







http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/calories-and-fat-in-36-fast-foods.htm







Reference: http://redialthisnumber.blogspot.com/2008/03/come-and-get-more-insulation-on-your.html

Saturday, May 22, 2010

AFTER SKOO'



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After school was great, and really fun. We went to KFC (maria, stephanie, deborah, and me.) and then deborah got some popcorn chicken, which had a few pieces and we kept laughing at how much the chicken was. XD it was $3.24 while stephanie's kfc snacker was 1.07 and maria's was somewhere in that range. i got a big meal worth $8.00 and we kept laughing at deborah. like, teeheeing. it was great. then after kfc, we laughed at deborah because it looked like she was wearing a dress and it was hilarious. really.



tommorow's gonna suck because i have phys. therapy. yeah. wish me luck ^_^"



abcedfghijklmnopqrstuwvxyz.

post the alphabet below and see how fast you typed it ;)

NO CHEATING.





Reference: http://monsterpudding.blogspot.com/2009/05/after-skoo.html

Friday, May 21, 2010

This is just gross



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Confessional tripe



My jeans are digging in more than just a little bit after a day-long eating binge. I get like this about three days a month; it takes me the other 27 days to work off the pounds I pack on during these caloric rampages.



Adjectives fail; only a catalog can fully describe my shame.



Today, I ate:



4 Balance bars. I have to quit buying those in bulk; the bag lasts only a couple days, at best.

A regular Coke. I keep them for freinds, but it's a special day.

About four gum balls

4 or 5 steamed dumplings

An ample lunch of fried tilapia and Asian risotto. I cleaned the plate in like five minutes. Wasabi-miso sauce, yum.

An 8-ounce frozen yogurt

A Reese's Cup ice cream bar

A whole bag of black pepper Doritos. A big old bag. It said "No Trans Fat," so what the hell.

4 antacid tablets

A small Cold Stone Creamery sweet cream, with a brownie thrown in.

2 KFC Snacker sandwiches

A piece of Cappuccino cheese cake

An order of pancakes and eggs. Actually, I didn't finish these - they were not good, and even I have my limits.



My repentance begins tomorrow, when all I'll have to eat is a Big Salad for dinner.



I am so ready.





Reference: http://meanoldman.blogspot.com/2005/06/this-is-just-gross.html

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Food Review: McDonald's Southern-Style Chicken Sammich



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Hatesexy: eating weird-ass food so you don't have to.



The Southern-Style Chicken Sandwich is the first time in a looooong time I was completely swayed by awesome advertising photography to devour something I normally wouldn't. The billboards and bus-kings are all over LA. I wish I could find an example, but this photo from PR Web is pretty close:







MMMM. Doesn't that look good? That crisp, fluffy bun...that delectable and juicy-looking hunk of meat...those amazing, crunchy-looking pickles...man, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. For weeks now I've been telling Trix that I just had to have one, like immediately. Sensible girl that she is, she told me "Dude, there's no way those things are as good as the photographs."



Last night, though, we found ourselves starving at 10 PM after a dance recital, and so , culinary experimenters that we are, we decided it was time to give 'em a shot.







So how are they?



Well, frankly, I had no idea what "Southern-Style Chicken" was, being, y'now, from about as far North as you can possibly get. Apparently this sandwich was invented to compete with a popular Southern restaurant chain. But hell, when I think Southern Chicken, I think gravy and there's no damn gravy to be seen.



What we have? A buttered bun, two pickle slices, and some chicken. That's it.



It's tiny. Seriously. Its really small. The bun is crisp and fluffy, I suppose, and the meat is juicy. But c'mon, juicy meat at McDonalds? You just know those bastards injected a portion of Mashed, Reprocessed Chickeny-Flavored Meat Goop with 2 gallons of water to make it juicy.



No gravy. I swear, I wanted gravy.



At any rate, end result? It's fairly yummy, but its really just like having a McNugget sandwich, which, y'know, sounds like something you'd concoct if you were really high. "Oh, dude, we have those leftover McNuggets from last night, and a couple buns from the grill-out last weekend. I think there's some pickles. Oh, and margarine!! Let's throw it in the microwave and eat the shit out of that stuff. Puff puff pass, dude, puff puff pass!"



I give it a firm 6 out of 10. Its on the good side of good, but it sure ain't nothin' to write home about.





Reference: http://hatesexy2.blogspot.com/2008/06/food-review-mcdonalds-southern-style.html

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Like a Rinestone Cowboy



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This weekend was fun; on Friday Hooman's family came over, we played 1 vs 100, I was in the mob for a round but I got eliminated on a question about mayonnaise (if I had gotten it right I would have gotten a free arcade game and some ms points), the whole guest stars on 1 vs 100 is anticlimactic -- it would be cool if the final round they were 'the one.' afterward Hooman and I took turns on sets playing some All Pro Football 2k8 online (surprisingly people still play). Even though Madden is arguably a better football simulation, APF2k8 is original in that it attempts to create balanced teams with legends. Here's a related ironic picture:





The next day, after a friend's going-away party we went to Alladdin Gyrocery, I ordered a Jumbo Pita Zaartar even though it was a little expensive for what I received ($5) it was tasty, 8.5/10, I still stand on my point that their gyros aren't very good.



On Sunday I played some Pro Evolution Soccer 08 on Hooman's PS3, fun game but repetitive (but that's typical for soccer / sports games in my opinion). PES08 is very easy to learn to play and the character creation was really detailed; the biggest drawback of this game is the ease of getting red cards (that might say something about how I play.)



Unrelated Sidenote: The title of the post is a song that has been stuck in my head, here it is.







Reference: http://justinabbasi.blogspot.com/2009_08_01_archive.html

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Meal Recap



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Goal: 1500 Calories









Breakfast: Oatmeal 150cals



Morning snack: pealed apple 53cals



Lunch: Dae jang soup, kimbab, kimchi 508cals




Afternoon snack: almonds 61cals




Dinner: Dae jang soup 158cals




Late night meal: KFC snacker and fries 564cals




Alcoholic drinks: 339cals






Total: 1670






Shame, I must do better when going out with friends.






Reference: http://prettyftw.blogspot.com/2009/09/meal-recap_25.html

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Shelter Updates and Blue BRATT Saturday



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Peaches

Jake

This weekend Jake, our longest resident in the shelter thus far, was adopted. His new family has already sent pictures and an update about how happy they are with him. Jake is a black lab mix with lots of energy and sweetnes. They are a very active family who have already gone hiking and fishing with Jake so it sounds like a great fit. Now the dog that has been at the shelter the longest is Peaches, and she will be our new featured dog. She is a sweet dog but a little lively in the kennel and tends to scare people off when they are looking at her. Hopefully, some extra exposure will get her adopted quickly.

This Saturday I snuck away from the house while CornyT and Mame were sleeping and did my morning shift with the doggies. The shelter was a little light on volunteers and I was the only blue BRATT their. I did feel like I was more helpful as a blue BRATT because there were a lot more blue dogs than green dogs. I tried to get as many dogs out as I could in the short 2 and 1/2 hours I was there. However, by the time I left a lot of dogs still needed to get out of the kennels. The whole time it was pretty obvious I was working with a different level of dogs. The most obvious difficult dog was Gypsy, a blonde, six-month old pitbull. She immediately tried to push her limits in the run, she jumped, nipped and ran around like crazy. She ran so much she kicked up a rock that flew back and went straight down her throat causing her to sputter- kind of funny in a sad way:). She was really getting out of control until I remembered another volunteer had walked in her space- kind of pushed her away without giving her any good attention. The results were amazing, she immediately stopped jumping on me and calmed down enough to get her leash on and get her back to the kennels.

The biting and excessive jumping is more of a yellow behavior and I won't be surprised if they do change her color.





Reference: http://angieinaustin.blogspot.com/2006_11_01_archive.html

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Shelter Updates and Blue BRATT Saturday



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Peaches

Jake

This weekend Jake, our longest resident in the shelter thus far, was adopted. His new family has already sent pictures and an update about how happy they are with him. Jake is a black lab mix with lots of energy and sweetnes. They are a very active family who have already gone hiking and fishing with Jake so it sounds like a great fit. Now the dog that has been at the shelter the longest is Peaches, and she will be our new featured dog. She is a sweet dog but a little lively in the kennel and tends to scare people off when they are looking at her. Hopefully, some extra exposure will get her adopted quickly.

This Saturday I snuck away from the house while CornyT and Mame were sleeping and did my morning shift with the doggies. The shelter was a little light on volunteers and I was the only blue BRATT their. I did feel like I was more helpful as a blue BRATT because there were a lot more blue dogs than green dogs. I tried to get as many dogs out as I could in the short 2 and 1/2 hours I was there. However, by the time I left a lot of dogs still needed to get out of the kennels. The whole time it was pretty obvious I was working with a different level of dogs. The most obvious difficult dog was Gypsy, a blonde, six-month old pitbull. She immediately tried to push her limits in the run, she jumped, nipped and ran around like crazy. She ran so much she kicked up a rock that flew back and went straight down her throat causing her to sputter- kind of funny in a sad way:). She was really getting out of control until I remembered another volunteer had walked in her space- kind of pushed her away without giving her any good attention. The results were amazing, she immediately stopped jumping on me and calmed down enough to get her leash on and get her back to the kennels.

The biting and excessive jumping is more of a yellow behavior and I won't be surprised if they do change her color.





Reference: http://angieinaustin.blogspot.com/2006_11_01_archive.html

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Nice try Rocketman



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Yves Rossy is some swiss dude that gets thrown out of planes with a backpack on that looks like he has wings. With these wings he can increase his time spent in the air and his ability to cover great distances in a short amount of time. This past week he was able to cross the English Channel with his special wings. I really don't know how I feel about this accomplishment. The amazing thing is that this man is flying, which is tremendous. The boring thing is that his wings aren't real and the person flying isn't me. I am not saying that I don't respect what he is doing. This type of thing reeks of adventure and I bet chicks totally dig it. I am just saying that maybe we should all hold off on giving him handjobs until he does it with naturally grown human wings. Now that would be impressive. I am currently working on growing mine right now.





Reference: http://burtdestruction.blogspot.com/2008_09_01_archive.html

Friday, April 30, 2010

The Game of Lent!



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A good two years ago when I was still blogging on myspace, I set up my own personal goal for Lent: To go around Long Island and try the Fish Sandwiches at every Fast Food chain. For those of you are are NOT Gentiles or simply don't know what the hell Lent is (I have a loose grasp of it myself), is that in the 40-day period between Ash Wednesday &amp; Easter, you can't eat meat on Fridays, and everyone usually eats fish instead. Unless they forget.



Basically when this season rolls around, many of the meat favoring fast food chains deck out special Fish sandwiches that are only available during this brief window of time. The only three ingredients of a fast food fish sandwich is the fish itself (usually haddock of something), tartar sauce (a nice compliment), lettuce (gotta have your greens), and sometimes cheese (just 'cause).



Fortunately, my dear readers, I managed to complete this quest in the alotted time, with a week to spare! Here, in my rewritten original words, is how they all weighed in (w/pics borrowed from Flickr):





1) McDonald's - Filet-o-Fish (regular &amp; Double)







We start the list off with the reason why fish sandwiches are around in the first place: McD's Filet-O-Fish. Created for the Lent season after the failure of the Hula Burger (a slice of pineapple sandwich with cheese), it is one of the most popular sandwiches McDs has to offer. It's also the one sandwich I've eaten at the most. Taste-wise, it's alright, you can really taste the fish, the cheese as well as the globs of tartar sauce on it.



Through some whim, I've also once eaten the Double that they offered at the time, and it's basically the same, but with another patty. It's one of my favorites, and it doesn't give me that "I'm gonna die!" feeling that most of the other stuff McDs offers gives me. Strangely, it's one of 2 Fish Sandwiches that did not come with lettuce and came with cheese (the other is White Castle's)





2) Wendy's - Fish Sandwich






This is the sandwich that inspired me to create this challenge in the first place. Taste-wise, its OK, it was crispy, and the lettuce that was on it was a bit limp and moist, but it was OK, but not as good as the Filet-o-Fish.





3) White Castle - Fish w/Cheese







Ah yes, the Legendary White Castle. The smallest (1/2 the size of an index card), and the cheapest ($1.25). I've told several people that White Castle is an acquired taste, and this one could either be the best sandwich, or the grossest. Fortunately, I'm in the party that loves this, and I thought that it was great. Besides being one of 2 sandwiches that includes cheese and does not have lettuce, it also does not include tartar sauce (you have to put it on yourself). It has good taste, and you're better off eating it if it's the first in a series of WC sandwiches you get (impossible to have just one, as I mentioned before).





4) KFC - Fish Snacker







Ah, another newcomer to the fast food world, the KFC Fish Snacker! Depending on which KFC you go, the price can range from 99 cents to 1.50 (saw it in NYC) I, getting it in a mall, had to pay $1.39 for it. There's a reason why it's called the "Snacker", since the sandwich in the pic above is the actual size. I'm just kidding, but it is small, roughly the size of 3 White Castle burgers. I have to say, it was alright, not the best, not to worst (I'll get to that one in a moment), but I can see why The Pope wouldn't bless it.





5) Burger King - Spicy Big Fish







Here we come to one of Burger King's 2 fish sandwich offerings of the BK Big Fish. I had the spicy version, and man...BK is evil. They do mean that it is the "Big" Fish, as it is the biggest regular-sized sandwich that I had on the whole quest. They trick you into thinking that when you're eating it that it's OK to eat it, and that it tastes OK with the lettuce &amp; spicy tartar sauce. And then the aftertaste...ick, I can still taste the low tide feeling in my mouth now. You know how some saltwater places like a bay or the ocean smells during low tide? Well, that's how the Big Fish sandwich tasted and it made me nauseous for the rest of the day and it almost derailed my quest just a week into officially doing it.





6) Long John Silvers - Classic Fish Sandwich







Ugh, I gotta cleanse the palate a little bit. Now we come to a rarity in these parts, a Long John Silvers! The one I went to, pictured above was only non co-branded one on Long Island, and coincidentally, it was directly on the other side of Sunrise Highway of my college, St. Joseph's in Patchogue. All my life, I kept wondering how that place stayed in business, only to have it close roughly six months after eating there.



If I can say this about LJS: It's something worth trying once. When I ate it, I thought it was pretty good, top tier, but not the best. Size-wise, it's the 3rd smallest, if this sandwich's lenght was measured in White Castle Bugers, this would be 4 WCs long.





7) Checkers (Fish Sandwich &amp; Deep Sea Double)







Now we come to what I think is the best of the bunch: Checkers! There's the regular fish sandwich and there's the Deep Sea Double, the version pictured above. Hmm, I don't remember there being cheese on it, but then again, I did have that them a few weeks ago...freaking glamour shots, discombobulating me. Either way, both of them have the same stuff, tartar sauce, lettuce, (possibly cheese), and the sandwich overall tastes great. And the Double is...double good? (Edit: Turns out that this pic is indeed the Deep Sea Double and yes, I do remember Cheese being on it. Still awesome, though)





8) Checkers - Fish Screamer

Hmm, yes, it seems that Checkers made a 3rd Fish Sandwich at the time, the Fish Screamer to compliment their Chicken version for their montly promotion. There is actually a difference between the ones I just reviewed: The fish patty itself is great as always, and besides lettuce, it actually has mayo, onions, and pickles. Taste-wise..same good patty, but with all the fixin's, its taste eerily resembles the Filet-o-Fish.





9) Nathans - Fish Sandwich



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Here's an oversight I never noticed: Nathan's offers a fish sandwich too. I'll also admit, I cheated a bit and found it not on LI, but in Penn Station. Sure, I have yet to go to a Nathans in recent memory that was NOT co-branded with an Arthur Treacher's (I'll get to that in a bit), but I know they're out there. Very peculiar, as it is Triangular shaped, but nonetheless, it was pretty average compared to the rest. Since it was in Penn Station, It was also the only sandwich that I had access to the legendary Roy Rogers Fixin's Bar, despite already being served with lettuce, tartar sauce, and a tomato slice. It was good already, but with the fixins, it was made better. I can see why not many Nathans carry this, the ones that are co-branded would make having this seem redundant.





10) Arthur Treacher's Fish &amp; Chips - Fish Sandwich







Another obscure chain, this primarily Fish &amp; Chips fast food place had recently been absorbed by Nathan's and are usually co-branded with them (I've heard stories about one co-branded with a Pudgies. Freaky). Look-wise, it's not much different from Nathan's, it's triangular shaped, but there is the difference that it was fried with batter, instead of being breaded like Nathan's is. There's tartar sauce &amp; lettuce here, and it made the sandwich taste good, but the fish itself could barely be tasted on account of all the sauce on it. I know this is making you hungry reading this, right? Didn't think so.





And we come to our conclusion. There were also A&amp;W and Roy Rogers chains on the Island, but they weren't covered, and I offer this explanation to you: I tried, I really did.



I searched the only A&amp;W within driving distance of myself to find that is was co-branded with KFC, so it basically meant no Fish Sandwich, or anything else A&amp;W-related for matter save for the root beer from a tap of all things. I did manage to read the website, which stated it was only going to be offered at "Select Locations" which I guess didn't mean the ones on LI, but rather an actual full-blooded A&amp;W place, which around here...there are none. Roy Rogers, on the other hand, I managed to find 3: 2 in Penn Plaza in NYC, and one out in Shirley. None of them had the Fish Sandwich, or any evidence of ever having it. The only time I ever saw them mention it was as a news blurb on their poorly-designed website. (clicking on anything leads you to a blank page)



Still, with 11 different sandwiches in the span of around a month, I considered the quest a success, and I'm probably not going to ever eat at many of these places again.



If I had to rank them, they would be this:



1) Checkers (Fish Sandwich &amp; Deep Sea Double)

2) Checkers (Fish Screamer)

3) McDs (Regular &amp; Double Filet-O-Fish)

4) Long John Silvers,White Castle, Wendy's

5) KFC, Nathan's

6) Arthur Treacher's

Last) Burger King. Yes, it's that bad, don't go there. Period. Colon: Exclamation Mark!





Reference: http://galileo908.blogspot.com/2009/04/game-of-lent.html

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Sea Otter Classic - "Climate Neutral"



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I still like the good news better.



When I look at all the vehicles following the big races, and all the miles driven during multi-day tours I end up thinking about the disconnect.



My favorite way to think about the North American Solar Car Challenge that rolled through my town last summer is the image of a solar car being led by an SUV and followed by two SUV's.







So it comes as very happy news that the big spring race in California known as the Sea Otter Classic is partnering with Clif Bar to make this year's edition "Climate Neutral." From CyclingNews.com - "All told, Clif Bar and Sea Otter will offset nearly 748 tons of carbon dioxide."



I've offset my own CO2 emissions in the same way by purchasing tags here.



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3/30 10pm - maybe 3am is a bit early in the day to be reading news. I'm pretty sure CyclingNews.com was reporting this story, but here 19 hours later the story is gone. Poof...or should I say evaporated?







Reference: http://minuscar.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Fast Food Review: KFC $5 Fill-Up Box



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I learned a couple months ago, while reading a restaurant industry publication, that Subway's $5 foot-long promotion has been a massive hit and that the $5 price point is now considered the ideal number that customers respond to. That's why Quiznos introduced their "torpedoes" for $4, Pizza Hut came out with items starting at $5, and Boston Market created a $5 value menu. So it was not surprising to see KFC come out with their "$5 fill-up boxes." I decided to try one the other night.



You can choose from 4 different items to be paired with a side and a drink: two pieces of grilled chicken, three original recipe chicken strips, a "twister wrap," or five hot wings. In other words, nothing I really like. I wish there were other options, like popcorn chicken or boneless wings. I decided to order the twister wrap and hope it was better than the one other time I'd tried it.



I was impressed with the amount of food I received. There were more potato wedges than I could eat, and the wrap was a massive thing, much better than the wrap I had tried at KFC a couple years ago. The thing was the size of a brick and the chicken inside was nice and crispy, not the disappointing, limp chicken I had received the one other time I ordered the original recipe strips.



I did not like this wrap as much as I like a foot-long sandwich from Subway, but this is definitely a better deal. You get a large amount of food, and a drink, for only $5. If Subway were to offer chips and a drink for that same $5, it would certainly be a better deal than KFC. I am not sure if I will try one of these again. It was much better than I expected, but I usually get popcorn chicken at KFC, and that isn't available in the fill-up box.



By the way, I also had a coupon for 4 honey barbecue "Snackers" for 3 dollars. I've only tried that Snacker once and I did not like it. The bread-to-chicken ratio is way too high and the quality of the chicken is way too low. But I decided with that $3 deal I should at least give it another try. They were again lousy. The chicken was tough and there wasn't much of it. El Pollo Loco's chicken sliders are much better than these. I ate one of them with dinner, then the next day I reheated one in the microwave with Jarlsberg cheese and then added cole slaw and a pickle to it. That made it better, but still not good.





Reference: http://animmovablefeast.blogspot.com/2009/07/fast-food-review-kfc-5-fill-up-box.html

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Subliminal Hidden Message in KFC Snacker Commercial



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Reference: http://retank.blogspot.com/2008/05/subliminal-hidden-message-in-kfc.html

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Towson U has redeemed itself - for now



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You may recall last week I was bitching about an inedible buffalo chicken sandwich on croissant. If you remember, I got it at the Paws dining area at Towson University, before a graduate class. Well, the folks at TU have proved today that some of their food isn't just fit for dogs. I had a rather tasty, juicy "Tuscan" chicken with pesto, again on a croissant with lettuce and tomato. Much, much better, in every way. No, it's not worth $6, but it's better than most food you will find at Towson or any other university. Not going to Towson anytime soon? Fairly easy to replicate. Just grill a piece of chicken breast and do not dry it out while doing so. Then, put a slice or two o' mater and some lettuce (not iceberg) on a buttery croissant cut in half. Finally, put the chicken on top of the veggies (yes I know, tomato is technically a fruit), and put a generous dollop of basil pesto on top of the chicken. Oh, and close the sandwich.







Reference: http://baltimoresnacker.blogspot.com/2007_02_01_archive.html

Sunday, April 4, 2010

What are you doing with your gov't rebate check?



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Now that the rebate checks are in the mail and the economic stimulus package is well under way, what are the consumers doing? Clearly the government is hoping you will spend, spend, spend. Unfortunately for retailers, the needle barely moved on consumer spending which was up only 0.2% in April. I had expected more companies to actively market to $106.7 billion up for grabs after Congress passed the bill in February. So far the only thing noticeable is the lack of spending by the consumer and the lack of marketing by the advertisers.



Perhaps overcoming four straight months of job losses, a wobbly stock market, plunging home prices and record high gasoline price hasn't left consumers in a buying mood no matter where the money is coming. But that would be responsible buying behavior and that's NOT the American consumer I know.







Reference: http://marketingcollege.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Get a Free $1 Gift Check from KFC



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KFC has a new promotion. Find the secret image - on the in-store poster or TV ad - and answer the question: "What image is hidden in the KFC Snacker advertising?" If you're among the first 1,000 people to tell us what is hidden each day for 10 days you will receive a coupon in the form of a $1 KFC gift check. (Hint: The correct item is paper and has a picture of George Washington on it!) Click here to go to kfc.com.



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Reference: http://thriftyjinxy.blogspot.com/2008_04_24_archive.html

Friday, March 26, 2010

Subliminal advertising in News, Cartoons, Ads, Games, TV Shows

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Reference: http://saltoverpepper.blogspot.com/2008/11/subliminal-advertising-in-news-cartoons.html

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Reference: http://crazedartist.blogspot.com/2008/06/expired-freebees-at-freebie-force.html

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A dollar's worth: Wendy's Crispy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich



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I can't find a good photo of it (I really should just take pictures of everything I buy and/or eat), but Wendy's has a new spicy chicken sandwich on the Super Value Menu and I want to tell you about it.



The sandwich is about a dollar (it's so new, it's not even on the menu at our local place) and, as I've found with dollar chicken sandwiches, it's not giving you a lot of meat. Actually, that could be said of all value sandwiches, beef, chicken or otherwise.



I will say, however, that this is a satisfyingly spicy and decent chicken sandwich for the money. The spice is a bit different from what you get on their full-size spicy chicken -- this is supposed to be a Buffalo chicken spice whereas the other one is mainly just a pepper spice, it seems -- but it's still got some zing, which makes it preferable to the regular dollar-menu chicken sandwich offerings at Wendy's and elsewhere.



Here's the one unknown and the sector of the market I think Wendy's was aiming at when it made this: The KFC Snacker. For a dollar, KFC offers an Original Recipe or Buffalo-flavored mini chicken sandwich. Obviously, KFC knows how to do fried chicken, but from what I've seen, these sandwiches are little more than a chicken strip, some lettuce and mayo on a mini hoagie bun. So while I'm willing to bet their chicken is higher quality, I don't know how much of it you get compared to the Wendy's entry.







Reference: http://andrewtaylorrecommends.blogspot.com/2007/06/dollars-worth-wendys-crispy-buffalo.html

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Nocturnal Emission



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The one bad thing about watching so much playoff hockey is that we have seen the same handful of commercials roughly 450 times each. If I see those mangy kids say, "Nice save, Mom!" after she gets an Enterprise Rent-A-Car I may punch one of my nuts off. The only time we get relief is if we DVR the game and skip over this bs or if we sit at the Tavern and watch the games without sound. Actually watching the games without sound doesn't help much when the annoying banter is already burned into your head and Bressler sits next to you and sings the jingle from the Dockers San Francisco commercial.



Since we can't escape it we might as well have an open and honest discussion about what good and bad as far as some selected ads on the NHL on Versus.





Good: The Dockers San Francisco commercial
I like it because of the song. It's a nice little ditty to play when traveling around with a guy who wears different pants and is basically living a white guy's fantasy life. He's going to his great job and flying a kite with a kid who sneaky looks like me, then he's on the rooftop with some ridiculous looking chick and the next day he playing golf at some course that overlooks the Golden Gate Bridge. I wonder why they didn't have him drinking coffee with his pals at the local Starbucks? Why not show him making some power gesture in a boardroom? That's what us white folk do, Dockers!

Random thought:

How far away is that guy putting from? He takes a 3/4 swing on the green like he's 140 yards out.





Bad: The KFC Snackers commercial

Oh this one kills me. Watch this commercial and keep your eye on the blond girl. She is so smug and happy that she is eating a $1 Snacker. I want to kick her in the shins for overacting. I actually don't really know why I hate this commercial but it bothers me to no end. Maybe it because I secretly want to live at this cool apt. complex and talk to my smooth black friend and attractive blond friend while they sit on the stairs and eat chicken and crack wise. Shouldn't this guy have a hip Asian friend with spiky hair and a track jacket hanging around? That is the way ad execs see mid 20 Americans. And don't tell me you need 2 hands to eat one of those. They're tiny!

Random thought:

Watch the way the blond shows off her xtra cheesy Snacker. She so fucking proud of that sandwich. Extra cheesy. I hope she gets bitten by a mummy.







Good: The Dodge commercial where they fold out a big slip n slide

Slip and slides = Awesome times. I hope my sister SNemmy chimes in the comments about our backyard where we grew up. To run on our slide we had to start on these patio tiles before we got to the grass. So weak. The next commercial for Dodge should be after they give us a minivan and let the 2Man travel all over North America for our show. We can see how much Budweiser we can keep in those sneaky under-the-seat coolers. Then we can show Stu Barnes doing donuts in Andy Van Hellemond's front yard.

Random thought:

I don't think they put down a mat underneath the tarp. You can't slide down the road on just the tarp! Even if you grab that huge inflatable gorilla you'll still burn your tits off.







The Bad: The Dodge commercial with the U.S. women's soccer team

Women's soccer? Why couldn't they make the commercial about the U.S. Men's World Junior team going up to Canada for a rematch? That would have pumped me up. Vamos La!

Random thought:

1) It burns me that when they are reviewing the last U.S. vs. Brazil game on the overhead dvd player some lady is in the back laughing and not paying attention. Get focused!

2) Every time I see the two minivans role through the streets of South America somewhere I keep thinking they are going to get ambushed by some rebels with rpgs like in Clear and Present Danger.







The Good: The Edge commercial with the ladies who skyrocket into my nose
Hot chicks dancing in foam? Girls with aloe guns? Get Some!

Random thought:

I haven't done a deep dive here because I can take my eyes away from the girls dancing with the foam backpacks or the cleavage on the main rocket girl. I'm retarded.



The Bad: The Honda lawnmower
Can't we do better than this? I'm kinda impressed by the way the mower cuts the grass twice and bags it for me but this shouldn't be on during a prime time hockey game. Put anything on instead. Show the commercial with the badass Marines or the sailors on the deck of an aircraft carrier.

Random thought:

Not to dwell on the Edge commercial but after watching the commercial again I think the jetpack ladies were all the same lady. You may have fooled me with Full House, Hollywood, but you won't get me again! I'm probably wrong.



BTW I had a dream last night that I was called up to play for the Calgary Flames because Ronnie Stern and Tim Hunter got into a fight in practice and their eyes were swollen shut. It was one of those recurring dreams where no matter how hard I try I cannot get onto the ice on time. Something always happens where I am delayed like I break a lace or can find a shin pad. I keep hearing the buzzers and crowd noises from inside the locker room but I can put my stuff on to get out there. If anyone has a minor in psyche please analyze this dream for me.



The Bad: Mike's Hard Lemonade

I don't know who drinks hard lemonade. I'm trying to picture the demographic and I'm drawing a blank. I know people who enjoy a Magner's or Bulmer's cider but I've never seen a Mike's Hard Lemonade in person. Anyways, this commercial tries to make hard lemonade seem tough because they pick on a guy who likes soy milk or something. Our buddy, B.T. Gilmer would call this one "toothless".

Random thought:

I can't wait until we do a 2Man "Cribs" episode at Simon Gagne's house and he has a case and half of of this shit in his fridge. It's gonna happen.



The Good: Some promo for an upcoming fight between a long-haired guy and Jens Pulver
Two guys punching each other and a shot of a bearded Pulver flipping a monster truck tire = Sure. I'm not sure if it will live up to it's billing as the best best featherweight fight in history because that honor goes to Mr. W vs. Brad McGann in the fountain in Washington Square Park.

Random thought:

I really like the mixed martial arts stuff. I can't watch the garbage ones like the shit on UPN where two out of shape idiots throw Reggie Miller haymakers and hug it out for 2 rounds but the UFC is cool. If I wanted to watch two fat guys get into a sloppy fight I would saddle up to Burns Bar in Stamford and put 5 bucks I the jukebox.



I know I am missing some big commercials here and I can't be the only one who is ruined by this garbage during hockey. Bress should have the recap of last night's game up in the morning so I'll save my thoughts for the comment section but I'll just say this:



My new hero is Mike Richards.



-Nemmy







Reference: http://the2manadvantage.blogspot.com/2008/05/nocturnal-emission_16.html

Monday, March 22, 2010

for those lacking vitamin D






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rainyday.jpg, originally uploaded by tinkerellen.


Take this on especially rainy days.







Reference: http://tinkerwiththis.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Douglass Watson would have been 86 years old today -- Unbelievable!



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Actor Douglass Watson, who played Mac Cory on Another World, would have been 86 years old today if he were still alive. He died in 1989. Incredible to think of him as so old! I used to watch Another World after school and wrote about it here. A photo of Watson toasting the audience was the last scene of the final episode of the show in 1999. (You can view the final scene in my previous blog.) Here's a clip from Victoria Wyndham's 25th anniversary show that aired in 1997. An extended look back at several dramatic scenes between Mac (Watson) and Rachel (Wyndham) begins at the 1:53 mark. Wow... memories.













Reference: http://briancormier.blogspot.com/2007_02_18_archive.html

Friday, March 19, 2010

Get a Free $1 Gift Check from KFC



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KFC has a new promotion. Find the secret image - on the in-store poster or TV ad - and answer the question: "What image is hidden in the KFC Snacker advertising?" If you're among the first 1,000 people to tell us what is hidden each day for 10 days you will receive a coupon in the form of a $1 KFC gift check. (Hint: The correct item is paper and has a picture of George Washington on it!) Click here to go to kfc.com.



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Reference: http://thriftyjinxy.blogspot.com/2008/04/get-free-1-gift-check-from-kfc.html

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Review: Houston's - Cheeseburger



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My Favorite Chain Burger







Houston's Cheeseburger is probably a top ten burger for me. It is a bit on the pricey side though and doesn't deliver a good bang for you buck at $14 dollars though I suppose the hurt is slightly lessened by your choice of a side: coucous, coleslaw, shoestring french fries, or seasonal veggies.


The Houston's Cheeseburger is your traditional burger done well. It features a toasted, egg-washed sesame bun, a thick (1/2 pound), juicy, charred patty of coarse-ground chuck, a slice of cheddar cheese, fresh, crisp, shredded lettuce, sliced tomatoes, pickles, and diced onions, and mustard. Everything is well-balanced (if you couldn't tell by now, I'm a big fan of well-balanced). There's a variety of textures from the squishiness of the bun to the crunchy drizzle of lettuce to the choppy bits of the juicy patty. If you want something more exotic from your burger, this isn't it. But, if you want an honest to good, hand-crafted hamburger, Houston's Cheeseburger is a fine choice as long as you can foot the bill.






Reference: http://brandeating.blogspot.com/2009_11_01_archive.html

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Racist KFC Advertisements



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KFC pulled an Australian television advertisement earlier this month after it was branded racist in the United States. The ad showed a white Australian cricket fan subduing boisterous black West Indian fans by sharing his fried chicken.








KFC described the ad as a "lighthearted commercial" that had been "well understood by Australian cricket fans." The company stressed that the ad was not intended for American audiences.



That's for sure. In the United States, KFC ads usually pair black men with white women.



Consider the latest American KFC ad, which is for Fiery Wings.








The ad begins with a black man taking a bite out of a KFC wing and hallucinating.





During his hallucination, the black man envisions a number of "fiery" things, including red peppers, an explosives detonator, a fire breather, and ... wait for it ... white women with luscious lips.







At the end of the ad, the black man is joined by another white woman. "Colonel, you're on fire," the black man says, and the white woman nods approvingly.





A few years ago, KFC ran a competition in which the company asked viewers to spot the subliminal message planted in an ad for their $.99 Snacker sandwich.








In the ad, a young black guy and a young white girl sat on a stairwell eating Snackers. The black guy had bought the Snacker with a dollar bill he had stolen from a white guy. Throughout the ad, the black guy and the white girl both mock the white guy whose dollar was taken.



Officially, the subliminal message was that a dollar bill had been spliced into a picture of the Snacker.





A second, more subversive message was that the black man had stolen more than the dollar bill from the white man.






Reference: http://araceagainsttime.blogspot.com/2010/01/racist-kfc-advertisements.html